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mutant freak get the better of her, the Mayor vows to destroy him. But to her dismay, Toxie quickly becomes a folk hero to the people of Tromaville. The Mayor barges into Professor Ken's lab, insisting he tell her how to kill the mutant. Professor Ken refuses, but the Mayor overwhelms him with her incredible sex appeal. At Tromaville Beauty Salon, Melvin's beleaguered mother is informed by her two hairdressers - Lorenzo and Lamas - that her childhood enemy, none other than the Mayor, is coming to see her. Determined to find the whereabouts of Melvin, the Mayor corners Ma and the two women brawl ("Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore"). Back at her apartment, Sarah grows increasingly frustrated with her fruitless attempts to seduce Toxie. But with the Mayor closing in, Toxie tells Sarah he must leave Tromaville. Before he goes, he reveals his true identity. Sarah is flabbergasted but vows to love him anyway - that is until she touches his face, at which point she tearfully suggests that they both start seeing other handicapped people. Hurt and angry, Toxie takes to the street and brutally kills an adorable senior citizen, Edna Ferbert. But the heartbroken Toxie cannot sustain the beast within. At the library, Ma Ferd finds Sarah crying, but Ma convinces the sobbing librarian that her mutant son isn't that much different from other men. In an inspiring and beautiful moment of human understanding, they reflect of how "All Men Are Freaks". On the steps of City Hall, the Mayor rallies both citizens of Tromaville to form a drunken, frenzied lynch mob. The chase ensues, encompassing everyone in Tromaville, until Toxie is cornered. But just as the Mayor is about to extinguish him with bleach, Sarah rushes in and fires several gun shots, every one of them missing the Mayor. Fortunately, one shot eventually hits the Mayor, but not before Toxie has been hit with bleach. Toxie crumples and dies in Sarah's arms. As the librarian weeps, Ma Ferd rushes in with the one thing that can save him- the most vile, disgusting liquid on Earth- a glass of water from the Hudson River. As Tromaville reacts with unmitigated joy, Toxie comes to and vows to kill all polluters and end global warming. And one year later on election night, Ma Ferd introduces the new first family of New Jersey- Governor Toxie Ferd the Third, his beautiful wife Sarah, and their adorable blind, green baby, Toxie Jr. All look ahead to a glorious future for their beloved state. MUSICAL NUMBERS Who Will Save New Jersey? - Melvin, Company Jersey Girl - Mayor, Waste Management Executives Get the Geek - Mayor, Sluggo, Bozo Kick Your Ass - Toxie My Big French Boyfriend - Sarah, Shinequa, Diane Thank God She's Blind - Toxie Big Green Freak - Little Old Lady, Dr. Fishbein, Mayor, Professor Ken, Toxie Choose Me, Oprah! - Sarah, Shinequa, Diane Hot Toxic Love - Toxie, Sarah The Legend of the Toxic Avenger - Folk Singer, Toxie Evil is Hot - Mayor, Professor Ken Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore - Mayor, Ma Ferd Everybody Dies! - Toxie You Tore My Heart Out - Toxie All Men Are Freaks - Ma Ferd, Sarah, Shinequa, Diane The Chase - Company Hot Toxic Love (Reprise) - Sarah A Brand New Day in New Jersey - Toxie, Sarah, Company CAST Melvin Ferd the Third/The Toxic Avenger Sarah the Blind Librarian Mayor Babs Belgoody Ma Ferd A Nun White Dude Black Dude

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