Broadway. The Black Knight appears but King Arthur more or less defeats him by cutting off both his arms and legs, impaling his still-alive torso on a door, and leaving to find Sir Robin. Sir Robin, after wandering the forest for some time ("Brave Sir Robin"), finds King Arthur and insists that it would be impossible for them to accomplish this next task ("You Won't Succeed on Broadway"). King Arthur and Patsy promptly set off in search of Jews. While the Lady of the Lake laments her lack of stage time ("The Diva's Lament"), Sir Lancelot receives a letter from what he assumes is a young damsel in distress. He is a little surprised to find that the damsel is actually an effeminate young man named Herbert ("Where Are You?" / "Here Are You") whose overbearing, music-hating father, the king, is forcing him into an arranged marriage. Lancelot advocates for Herbert after the king returns, and Lancelot is outed as a homosexual in the process ("His Name Is Lancelot"). King Arthur begins to give up hope of ever putting on the Broadway musical and laments that he is alone, even though Patsy has been with him the entire time ("I'm All Alone"). The Lady of the Lake appears and tells Arthur that he and the Knights have been in a Broadway musical all along. All that's left is for King Arthur to find the Grail and marry someone. After picking up on some not-too-subtle hints, Arthur decides to marry the Lady of the Lake after he finds the Grail ("Twice In Every Show"). Reunited with his Knights, Arthur meets Tim the Enchanter who warns them of the danger of an evil rabbit. When the rabbit bites a knight's head off, Arthur uses the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch against it, knocking down a nearby hill and revealing that the "evil rabbit" was actually a puppet controlled by a surprised puppeteer. A large stone block showing a combination of letters and numbers is also revealed. After pondering the final clue, Arthur admits that they're "a bit stumped with the clue thing" and asks God to "give them a hand". The grail is "found"; Arthur marries the Lady of the Lake (who reveals that her name is Guinevere); Lancelot marries Herbert; and Sir Robin decides to pursue a career in musical theatre ("Act 2 Finale/ Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Company Bow)"). MUSICAL NUMBERS • TUNING • ORCHESTRA • Overture • ORCHESTRA • Historians Introduction To Act I • Historian • Finland / Fisch Schlapping Dance • MAYOR, VILLAGERS • Monks Chant / He Is Not Dead Yet • FRED, LANCE, ROBIN & MEMBERS OF THE ENSEMBLE • Come With Me • KING ARTHUR, LADY OF THE LAKE • Laker Girls Cheer • LAKER GIRLS, KING ARTHUR, ENSEMBLE MEN • The Song That Goes like This • SIR GALAHAD & LADY OFTHE LAKE • He Is Not Dead Yet (Playoff) • SIR LANCELOT AND ENSEMBLE MEN • All For One • KING ARTHUR, PATSY, SIR ROBIN, SIR LANCELOT, SIR GALAHAD & SIR BEDEVERE • THE Knights Of The Round Table /The Song That Goes Like This (Reprise) • LADY OF THE LAKE, • KING ARTHUR, PATSY, SIR ROBIN, SIR LANCELOT, SIR GALAHAD, SIR BEDEVERE & ENSEMBLE • Find Your Grail • LADY OF THE LAKE, KING ARTHUR, PATSY, SIR ROBIN, SIR LANCELOT SIR GALAHAD, SIR BEDEVERE & ENSEMBLE • Run Away! • FRENCH TAUNTERS, KING ARTHUR. PATSY, SIR ROBIN, SIR LANCELOT, SIR GALAHAD, SIR BEDEVERE & COMPANY • The Intermission • Historian's Introduction To Act II • HISTORIAN • Always Look On The Bright Side Of life • PATSY, KING ARTHUR ANDTHE KNIGHTS OF NI • Brave Sir Robin • SIR ROBIN & MINSTRELS • You Won't Succeed On Broadway • SIR ROBIN AND ENSEMBLE • Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened To My Part?) • LADY OF THE LAKE • Where Are You? • PRINCE HERBERT • His Name Is Lancelot • SIR LANCELOT, SIR ROBIN, SIR GALAHAD, PRINCE HERBERT & ENSEMBLE • I'm All Alone • KING ARTHUR, PATSY AND ENSEMBLE
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