missionaries feel oneness with the people of Uganda, and celebrate. Meanwhile, the general hears of the villager's conversion, and fearing that the Mormons will "power up their clitorises" to destroy him, he resolves to kill them all. Price drowns his sorrows in numerous cups of coffee at a café in Kitguli, where Cunningham finds him. He tells the bitter Price they need to – at least – act like mission companions, as the Mission President and other senior Mormon leaders are coming to visit the Ugandan mission team to congratulate them on their progress. After Cunningham leaves, Price bitterly reflects over all the broken promises the Church, his parents, his friends and life in general made to him. At the celebration, Price and Cunningham are singled out as the most successful missionaries in all Africa. Shortly thereafter, Nabulungi and the villagers burst in, and ask to perform a pageant to "honour [them] with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses, which reflects the distortions of standard Mormon doctrine and embellishments put forth by Cunningham which include Joseph Smith having sex with frogs to cure his AIDS and battling dysentery. The Mission President is appalled, ordering all the missionaries to go home, and telling Nabulungi she and her fellow villagers are not Mormons. Nabulungi, heartbroken at the thought that she will never reach paradise, curses God for forsaking her. Cunningham is distraught at his failure, but Price has had an epiphany and realizes Cunningham was right all along; though scriptures are important, what's more important is ensuring religion helps people. Reconciled, they race off to rescue Nabulungi and the villagers from the general. Still angry at Cunningham, Nabulungi tells the villagers he was eaten by lions when they ask of his whereabouts. The general arrives, and Nabulungi is ready to submit to him, telling the villagers that the stories Cunningham told them aren't true. To her shock, they respond that they have always known that the stories were metaphors rather than literally true. Cunningham returns, making everyone believe that he had "risen" after being eaten by lions. Price and Cunningham then drive the general away, telling him he can't hurt the "undead"; along with the threat that they would use the power of Christ to turn him into a lesbian (as the general fears the female clitoris). The missionaries are set to depart when Price offers them that, since they came to the village to help people, they can still do so even having been excommunicated. Price rallies everyone – the Mormons and the Ugandans — to work together to make this their paradise planet, because, after all, they are all Latter-Day Saints. Later, the newly minted Ugandan elders (including the newly converted general) go door to door (or rather mud hut to mud hut) to evangelize a sequel to the Book of Mormon: "The Book of Arnold." MUSICAL NUMBERS 1. Hello! – Price, Cunningham and Mormon Boys 2. Two By Two – Price, Cunningham and Mormon Boys 3. You And Me (But Mostly Me) – Price and Cunningham 4. Hasa Diga Eebowai – Mafala, Price, Cunningham and Ugandans 5. Turn It Off – McKinley and Missionaries 6. I Am Here For You – Nabulungi 7. All-American Prophet – Price, Cunningham, Joseph Smith, Angel Moroni and Company 8. Sal Tlay Ka Siti – Nabulungi 9. Man Up – Cunningham, Nabulungi, Price and Company 10. Making Things Up Again – Cunningham, Cunningham’s Dad, Joseph Smith, Mormon, Moroni and Ugandans 11. Spooky Mormon Hell Dream – Price and Company 12. I Believe – Price 13. Baptise Me – Cunningham, Nabulungi 14. I Am Africa – McKinley, Missionaries and Ugandans 15. Joseph Smith American Moses – Nabulungi and Ugandans 16. Tomorrow Is A Latter Day – Price, McKinley, Cunningham, Nabulungi and Company
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